Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
