physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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