i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize