WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
You just made me feel so damn special
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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