We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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