By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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