I cut my penus on the lid.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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