I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I don't think brook has ever known best
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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