You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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