I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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