how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
It's rum buckets o'clock
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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