oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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