Bisexual people are plain selfish.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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