i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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