He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
That accounts for only three of the penises
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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