I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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