How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
What a dumb baby whore.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Randomize