I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
