called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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