FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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