Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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