that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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