so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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