I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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