Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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