Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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