So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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