I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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