her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
