You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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