Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
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