I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
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