I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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