These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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