do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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