just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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