My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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