Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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