ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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