Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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