i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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