I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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