Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
