ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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