these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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