I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
It's just like the Real World with babies
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Someone shattered a urinal.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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