i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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