Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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