Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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