Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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