i think my tv is drunk
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Randomize
