my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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