haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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