this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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